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That’s one thing we can be sure he’s not lying about…

It is common for some men, as they advance in years, to experience a deterioration of their internal decency regulators.  This deterioration is a part of a general mental decline.  They increasingly say and do things—particularly about and to women—they would never have said or done before neurons started misfiring and dying.  For many men of my father’s generation, their regulators were always less effective, and so when they began to come off, Katie bar the door!  So it is with the 77 year old gropin’ Joe Biden.

By now, most Americans are aware that Gropin’ Joe routinely skinny dipped at his Delaware home in the presence of female Secret Service agents:

Agents say that, whether at the vice president’s residence or at his home in Delaware, Biden has a habit of swimming in his pool nude,’ Kessler writes in the book – due for release Aug. 5.

‘Female Secret Service agents find that offensive,’ he writes.

Hell, I’d find that offensive—and gross!

‘Biden likes to be revered as everyday Joe,’ an unnamed agent told Kessler. ‘But the reality is no agents want to go on his detail because Biden makes agents’ lives so tough.’

Reportedly, Biden doesn’t skinny dip when his wife, Jill, is around, so his self-preservation instinct is still apparently partially functional.  Gropin’ Joe has proclaimed: “character is on the ballot!”  In that spirit, let’s review, in pictures, decades of Joe’s character:

Does she look pleased to have Joe’s hands on her?

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In other photos, Joe’s hands are much higher…

Another angle of happiness…

Joe is probably only still alive because of the Secret Service. credit: newsfeed.time.com

Does the girl look happy?
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Here’s what I mean by “higher”…

At least he’s an equal opportunity groper…

To be absolutely fair, back in April of 2019, Joe promised to “pay attention” to the complaints of innumerable women and girls about his wildly inappropriate groping and sniffing and gross comments.  

“Social norms are changing.”  Oh, right.  Until April of 2020, it was OK to grope women and girls.  It’s so hard to keep up with all these changing social norms.  One might think he has been sincere and successful, but that’s only because the media have been running interference for him, and even so, some incidents have managed to slip through:

While paying a visit on Monday to the Little Haiti Cultural Center, Biden closed his remarks by quipping to the crowd, ‘the good news is, for me, I’m here. The bad news for you is I’m coming back.’

He then spotted a gathering of young girls to the side.

‘And I want to see these beautiful young ladies- I want to see them dancing when they’re four years older too,’ Biden pointed, sparking laughs from attendees.

Oh, and let’s not forget Tara Read:

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Joe’s handlers must be breathing sighs of relief every day.  Their focus on Covid has kept Joe mostly masked and mostly out of groping range of little girls.  And because they know there is no controlling Joe, there’s the lid and basement. There has been some information to the effect that on the infamous laptop, there are photos of Hunter Biden with underage Chinese girls.  There is also talk there may be similar information about Hunter with a 14 year old in America.  Considering his addiction issues, neither possibility is outlandish.  The Chinese are certainly more than willing to work honey traps on weak westerners; it’s their standard operating procedure.  If this is true, they will certainly have all the blackmail material they need.  Unless Joe is willing to see his son in prison for decades, the Chinese own him.  If as it has also been suggested, Joe gave the Chinese the identities of our agents in China, which led to their imprisonment and deaths, they also own him.  And considering Joe’s behavior around girls, imagine if they caught him in a honey trap…  Of course, I have no evidence of this, but if all they did was enrich the Biden family with millions, they also own Gropin’ Joe.  He has certainly partially paid them back with his support of the Chinese during of the Obama Administration.

We should also consider that Joe apparently used Hunter as his bagman, allowing himself to stay at a deniable arm’s length from the money that allows him, on a politician’s salary—and that of his academic wife—to own multiple palatial homes.  How does that work exactly—owning multiple very expensive homes—on those salaries?  What kind of father would put his very troubled, addict son—use him–in that kind of situation?

Anyway, in the best tradition of D/S/Cs politicians like Bill Clinton, we can be certain Gropin’ Joe will feel American’s pain–and their breasts.  Hey, character matters; it’s on the ballot!  Joe said so himself.