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You should have seen what happened when she splashed them with holy water!  No wonder she’s smiling:

He was sniffing even back then…

I watched the debate for you, gentle readers, but I’m having flashbacks…

That sounds fair (love the Babylon Bee)…

So that’s why he isn’t talking…

Forward to the past?

Casual Fridays were different in the 80s…

That was rude…

That’s OK Joe; we know…

I heard he was having trouble attracting flies—er, crowds, I mean crowds…

Yeah, but only to D/S/Cs…

Pun alert:

He has been taking things a bit literally…

I gotta get me one of those…

For D/S/Cs, of course…

So that’s it!

I don’t see it…

It’s only right…

Nooooooooo!

“No longer?”  There was a time when he wasn’t a complete fool?

I was more afraid of clowns at birthday parties…

Sometimes you just get to sit back and enjoy…

But of course…

But of course…

Actually, when does she detonate someone else’s suicide vest?

You mean electric cars aren’t powered by fairy dust and unicorn farts?

Yeah, and not doing it in agony…

You know this has to be in Texas…

The non-partisan Commission on Presidential Debates is now demanding that in the final debate, President Trump answer each moderator attack by bending over and meekly saying: “thank you sir; may I please have another?” Fortunately, you can find a model of reality by getting a copy of License To Kill.  You’ll be even more grounded in sanity if you buy several.

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