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It’s worried about Chuck Norris too.  Is it “bizarre” because no one is ever allowed to leave a hospital when it’s not necessary for them to stay anymore?

I’m not saying it’s aliens, but it’s aliens…

Toughest, most psychologically devastating job in America today…

Maybe because she’s either Black or Indian from day to day?

Maybe; it’s hard to tell which one lied more…

The media?  An agenda?  Certainly not; they’re professionals!

Nooooooooooooo!

Yup…

What exactly is “bad emu behavior,” and did they kick out Doug too?

That’s a good question…

That would astonish them…

They’d have to drive to Nevada or Arizona for diesel fuel…

Ya gotta have priorities…

This is the funniest thing I’ve seen in years…

Yeah!  How man…hey, wait a minute…

I’m expecting this any minute…

Is there no low to which he will not stoop?

Awwww.  Isn’t that touching?

So I took the last train to Clarksville…

Los Angeles is two hours away from LA…

What is it with leftists and giant vaginas?

It would work as well as masks…

Please tell me you get this one…

So masks are offensive weapons that win wars?

Well, whatever gets them praying…

Woke seahorses?

Yeah, I’m expecting this any minute too (love the Babylon Bee!)…

Dog wishes…

I hear the nonpartisan commission on debates is now demanding President Trump be replaced at the next debate by an Anime avatar of a Japanese schoolgirl that responds only by giggling and wiggling her breasts, which will make squeaky noises.  Things are getting even crazier than anyone could have imagined.  Fortunately, you can find a model of reality by getting a copy of License To Kill.  You’ll be even more grounded in sanity if you buy several.

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