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It’s 2020; satire doesn’t work anymore.  I’m wondering how this is going to work this time…

Yes.  It’s a naked man chasing the wild boar that stole his laptop.  It’s 2020.

Oh yeah.  That’ll happen when cows fly…never mind…

Yes it am…

I’ve always thought it might be cool to be able to read minds, until…

Yup.  That’s too much information…

Noooooooo!

Yet another SMM public service announcement…

Sing along, everybody!

Or Antifa, or BLM, or…

Believe all women…

Oh please, oh please…

That was my favorite too…

Gotta love Day By Day Cartoon

Is this written in English?

Wouldn’t it be loverly?

That’s capitalism for you…

I knew there was a lot of poverty over there, but…

The remote is mightier than virtue signaling…

One of the all time great distractions…

Sure.  So was the Soviet Union…

Oooooo!  That’s gotta leave a mark.

Is this porn or sports?  Is there a difference?

There’s an unfortunate choice of words…

To be fair, I’m sure he meant dog years…

At least they’d be happier for as long as they survived…

I knew it!

Politicians sometimes have to take one for the team…

Death is like a box of chocolates…

Nature or nurture?

And in the just because it’s cute—and true–department…

Just when you think 2020 couldn’t get any more bizarre: ______________________________ (add your bizarre incident here).

To be entirely fair, its getting harder to tell reality from satire these days.   Fortunately, you can find a model of reality by getting a copy of License To Kill.  You’ll be even more grounded in sanity if you buy several.

 If you get the book directly through the publisher, I’ll make a few cents more than if you get it at Amazon. It’s $17.99 at either source, and Amazon has a $4.99 Kindle edition, which won’t be so good for…you know.  Fortunately, my publisher and Amazon are still in business.  Buy American, piss off D/S/Cs, confuse Joe Biden and help the economy recover!  Positive comments on Amazon would be great too.  Go here to comment.