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Yes gentle readers, a NYT reporter thought this one was real.   Well, somebody has to do it…

The best laid plans of mice and men…

Oooooo.  That had to leave a mark…

And so did this, but he married her, so it’s self-inflicted…

Maybe they could learn to code?

Or everyone drives electric vehicles (love the Babylon Bee)…

See?  See?!

Well, that’s probably more justified than Obama’s…

Some things just ring true…

Well, there is less unemployment now that most Americans are dead…

“Mostly.”  I don’t think that words mean what you think it means…

Signs of the times…

Yup…

What?  I’m sure that worked…

Teleprompter?  I’m not so sure Biden actually exists…

Oh yeah, I could see that…

Well yeah, except for nobody but women…

I hear D/S/Cs want to do that by mail too…

Uh…

Bias?  What bias?

Pineapple on pizza?  BURN HER!

Well, that and actually doing things for peace…

What?  You mean it won’t?!

Exactly, it’s…hey!

Ooops…

Shut up you racist!

Every cop’s dream…the eating the paperwork part, not the rest…

So what’s your point?

And in the just because it’s ridiculously cute department for this week:

Let’s all take a minute, gentle readers, and think kind thoughts about people forced to live in terrible conditions.  What’s that?  No, I’m not talking about the inner city poor.  I’m talking about Bill Clinton (rimshot). 

To be entirely fair, it is hard to tell reality from satire these days.   Fortunately, you can find a model of reality by getting a copy of License To Kill.  You’ll be even more grounded in sanity if you buy several.

 If you get the book directly through the publisher, I’ll make a few cents more than if you get it at Amazon. It’s $17.99 at either source, and Amazon has a $4.99 Kindle edition, which won’t be so good for…you know.  Fortunately, my publisher and Amazon are still in business.  Buy American, piss off D/S/Cs, confuse Joe Biden and help the economy recover!  Positive comments on Amazon would be great too.  Go here to comment.