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Yeah, it’s a mystery alright…  This one isn’t…

This one wouldn’t be a surprise (If The Babylon Bee isn’t on your daily “to read” list, it ought to be)…

Why would this not be a surprise either?

This is one you don’t get to say, so shut up you racist!

It’s getting to where I can almost understand what Biden is saying; should I be worried?

Should Biden be worried?

You go, girl!

A sign of our times (no, this isn’t a Babylon Bee story)…

Another sign of our times…

Biden, Bernie, Kamala or AOC follower?

Nope.  Not surprised…

Absolutely not surprised…

Where did they find that?  It’s a real archeological site…

It’s actually a set they built in Joe’s basement…

NOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Bad, but mostly peaceful…

Is this a great country or what?

Absolutely, positively not surprised…

Goatnado?

Uh, all of them?

Great moments in non-fictional TV crime drama…

Maybe next time use a fly swatter instead of dynamite?

Capitalism…

Human nature…

And so is speling…

Troll level: grand master…

Yeah, about that…

Well, that and it got kind of hot posing like that…

Just when you think you’ve heard everything….

Yeah!  Or seats another Supreme Court justice before the election…

And in the just because it’s ridiculously cute department…

I was going to write a fictitious interview with Joe Biden where he spouts unbelievable nonsense, but that’s a daily event, so even that kind of satire is lost to us now.  We’re surrounded by such surreal lunacy, it’s a good idea to be grounded in reality, which you can do by getting a copy of License To Kill.  You’ll be even more grounded in fact if you buy several.

 If you get the book directly through the publisher, I’ll make a few cents more than if you get it at Amazon. It’s $17.99 at either source, and Amazon has a $4.99 Kindle edition, which won’t be so good for…you know.  Fortunately, my publisher and Amazon are still in business.  Buy American and help the economy recover!  Positive comments on Amazon would be great too.  Go here to comment.