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antifa, Batman, Ben Franklin, Bette Midler, Black Labs matter, D/S/Cs, Faux Fauchi, Gropin' Joe Biden, Hans Gruber, It's a great country, Kamala Harria, License To Kill, looters, Melania, poetry, President Trump, Putin, Star Trek, Sturgis
Well, it might be fairer that way… Sadly, all too true (gotta love the Babylon Bee)…
They’re just that kind of folks…
But Gropin’ Joe said he’d listen to the scientists…
I didn’t realize Ben Franklin was so prescient…
Been there, seen that…
To boldly go…
Somehow I don’t think that’s exactly what they intended…
What was their first clue?
An SMM public service announcement…
That’s a pretty ballsy group…er, maybe not anymore…
Technology makes everything easier…
Is this a great country or what?
Have you noticed you never see Donald Trump and Batman together at the same time?
Amazing how quickly and often D/S/Cs change gods…
Talk about a national crisis…
And here I am, stuck as a white guy…
I hear she has an accent in all five languages…
What’s the point of fact checking if it doesn’t help senile D/S/Cs?
And here I thought watching Hans Gruber fall from Nakatomi Plaza was a Christmas tradition…
They’re like the Boy Scouts: always prepared…
And more than once too…
I knew it was spicy, but…
We can only hope…
Lance Armstrong’s Granny?
That would really screw things up…
They were lucky to get out alive…
A sign for our times…
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Stately McDaniel Manor 
Mike:
You are attempting to inspire people to read Dante’s Inferno again. Few people realize that Hell is mostly frozen over already.
Thank you for another photograph of FLOTUS Trump. You might recall that some slimy, liberal newspaper attempted to embaress the trumps by publishing nude photos of Mrs Trump from her modeling days. I don’t know what the Trumps should be embarrassed about. I studied the photos very carefully. Very carefully indeed. FLOTUS Trump looked fantastic. Now imagine nude photos of Hillary Clinton. That would be scandalous as well as revolting.
As the proud person of a Black Lab and a Yellow Lab, I agree that all Labs matter. The to Labs once got arrested for attempting to steal a Patrol car from a Yamhill county sheriff’s deputy. Fortunately; they didn’t hey very far. The blonde was the dog attempting to drive. She couldn’t figure out how to shift out of park.
You might also consider Inferno and Escape from Hell by Larry Niven and Jerry Pournelle.
When I brought up the computers in the administrative center of Hell to Jerry, he said, “Yes, it’s the doctrine of co-creation.”
The trilogy from Dante, who operated at genius level from what I can tell, should be mandatory reading, provided it is a good version with notes. The translation by Anthony Esolen is great; but definitely read those notes so you can appreciate everything Dante was pulling together to write those works. Now I am thinking about how the Antifa folks would fare at the bottom, which indeed was frozen if I recall. Inferno, Canto 34 (“where the shades are all covered up in ice, and clearly seen, like wisps of straw in glass …. The emperor of the reign of misery, from his chest up emerges from the ice: I and a giant are more near in stature, than a giant and that creatures arm ….”)
Is it horrible that I know what episode that Star Trek scene is from?
No, it just proves you grew up in America and paid attention to good television.
Dear Old Barn:
What you said.
Dear karllembke:
Nah. It just shows the episode was memorable, and your long term memory is functioning well.
I wish you’d indicate which are true and which are satire. It is often not easy to tell the difference.
Dear David Sheppard:
I’ll give that some thought, but I fear it would remove some of the fun…
aaaand there it is folks. it’s all fun and games until someone takes your meme seriously. fact of the matter is, most americans are not intelligent enough to understand the troll game, and when you dabble in falsehoods and half-truths, you play with fire, but Vlad already knew that… i’m sure theyre just doing it to get Putin closer to all those models and their NDA’s…
Dear mateo:
Heh.
Damn, I have been thinking about this lately. If Alzheimer’s Joe
debates President Trump, he will put his foot in his mouth and he
will be toast. If Alzheimer’s Joe refuses to debate President Trump,
he will be toast. I had a vision of an empty chair debate but I never
considered the teleprompter angle. That would be even more dramatic!
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Dear 357 Magnum:
As always, thanks!
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