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Yeah, they often vote for the wrong—right—people.  If anything, he looks too happy…

I’m beginning to think a scrap of cheap fabric may not be the most effective means of preventing disease transmission…

Yeah!  It’s all your fault!

Well, she is well-known, black, female and delicious…

Aunt Jemima will be a particularly good choice when Joe is in the Waffle House…

That would be my guess…

So what’s wrong with that?  Trying to suppress the deceased feline American vote, you racist?

Signs of our times…

I’m sure it’s just a coincidence…

Democrat voters have their irony surgically removed…

Well, she has a lot of practice at lying…

While we’re sleeping, maintenance people keep the world on schedule…

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That’s a good idea…

Sounds reasonable…

Now that’s irony…also justice…

He’s just that kind of guy…

If the original Star Trek were still on, that would have been Bones’ line…

Yet another SMM public service announcement…

Adventures in modern campaigning…

What do you mean “contradictory?”  You racist or something?

So what’s your point?

Might “some” be convicted felons and/or Democrats?

Yeah, but that’s different because shut up you white supremacist, anti-education, science-denying racist!

Yeah, and that’s Trump’s fault too!

Obviously, some schools are still teaching rather than indoctrinating…

Bite him!  Good boy!

But Joe Biden said China is our buddy…

Yeah, all this exhausts me too…

Rather than pitch my book, I was going to write a fictional Joe Biden monologue, but realized in this case, truth really is stranger than fiction.  So I’ll just encourage you to get a copy of License To Kill, and perhaps even get some for people you love. If you get the book directly through the publisher, I’ll make a few cents more than if you get it at Amazon. It’s $17.99 at either source, and Amazon has a $4.99 Kindle edition, which won’t be so good for…you know.  Fortunately, my publisher and Amazon are still in business.  Buy American and help the economy recover!  Positive comments on Amazon would be great too.  Go here to comment. 

I’ll see you next Sunday for the Funnies, and hopefully, every day in between. One thing those that would steal our liberty cannot stand is being mocked.  They take themselves oh sooooo seriously.  So stand up and fight back, don’t accept their lunatic premises, laugh in their faces, and relentlessly point out just how idiotic they are.  They’ll thank you for it some day.  OK, so maybe not…