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They’re sneaky, those Federal secret police, and so is the Babylon Bee.  They really don’t have a clue…

And speaking of not having a clue…

And speaking of not having a clue too…

Sometimes photoshopping nears perfection…

Hey, you gotta use the resources at hand…

And the coup goes on…

Maybe it’s better not to fly on an airline that sacrifices goats…

I’m not even going to talk about the other kind of common skid mark…

Yay!

Yeah, it’s a mystery…

Understatement of the week…

That’s right…

Of course you are…

“Knock knock”.  “Who’s there?”  “Land Shark.”

What about tepid coffee?

Yep.  She’s actually doing that in Portland.  I just want to know why that sort of thing never happens when I’m around?

No kidding…

They made a lot of statutes with missing arms too…

What we do for love—or at least sex…

So what’s your point, you racist?

Back…

Uh, how do they know they’re down there in the first place?

If you’re old enough, you won’t have to look this one up…

Signs of the times…

Great moments in merchandising, #2,245 678:

Madam Ortovsky is pissed:

Heard pretty much anywhere in Wyoming:

This is the kind of attitude we need:

It’s time, once again, gentle readers, to make a pitch for my book.  It’s my scruffy little blog, so I get to do that.  I hope you don’t mind.  It’s going to be winter soon, and my 27 children need their gruel.

If you get the book directly through the publisher, I’ll make a few cents more than if you get it at Amazon. It’s $17.99 at either source, and Amazon has a $4.99 Kindle edition, which won’t be so good for…you know.  Fortunately, my publisher and Amazon are still in business.  Buy American and help the economy recover!  Positive comments on Amazon would be great too!  The pension of a retired English teacher doesn’t buy much gruel.  Go here to comment. 

I’ll see you next Sunday for the Funnies, and hopefully, every day in between. One thing those that would steal our liberty cannot stand is being mocked.  They take themselves oh sooooo seriously.  So stand up and fight back, don’t accept their lunatic premises, laugh in their faces, and relentlessly point out just how idiotic they are.  Tell them they are poopy faces, and no one likes them.