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Flying cars—where’s my flying car?   Sadly true…

Are you sure about that job at the NYT?

Well, that explains the “wannabe”…

That was only until they found out there isn’t sufficient stable rock for another face…

Is there video?

No.  That actually makes sense…

Then there’s the artillery duel…

It’s this kind of progress that has made New York, Chicago, Portland, Minneapolis, Detroit and Baltimore what they are today…

I give it a day before someone defaces or tears it down…

You’re not the only one…

Well, that depends on where you live…

Uh…

That’s different, because shut up you science denier!

Or watching a huge, colorful washing machine try to remove grass stains from the knees of his pants while playing an annoying song you’ll never get out of your head…

Now that’s revolutionary commitment…

How about car jack enemas?

No.  Next question?

Don’t you just love practical advice?

I’m sure that’s mandatory training…

Kind of like Wile E. Coyote’s results with Acme products…

That’s different because shut up you racist!

If they’re not doing tubal ligations and sex changes, it’s discrimination…

Transformational law enforcement…

Yeah!  Because…because…

Well of course.  The dead have lots of time on their hands and love to vote—for Democrats…

I knew it!

Shocking (sorry–couldn’t resist)!

It’s a dog’s life…

Once again, gentle readers, Friday the 10th was the tenth anniversary of the murder of Erik Scott by three corrupt Las Vegas Metro cops.  He deserves to be remembered, and the LVMPD deserves to be completely cleaned out and reorganized.

If you get the book directly through the publisher, I’ll make a few cents more than if you get it at Amazon. It’s $17.99 at either source, and Amazon has a $4.99 Kindle edition, which won’t be so good for…you know.  Fortunately, my publisher and Amazon are still in business.  Buy American and help the economy recover!  Positive comments on Amazon would be great too!  Even though I’m now an independently wealthy retired English teacher, every little bit helps.  Go here to comment. 

I’ll see you next Sunday for the Funnies, and hopefully, every day in between. One thing those that would steal our liberty cannot stand is being mocked.  They take themselves oh sooooo seriously.  So stand up and fight back, don’t accept their lunatic premises, laugh in their faces, and relentlessly point out just how idiotic they are.  Tell them their mom dresses them funny.