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But of course (love the Babylon Bee)!  The horror…

Of course they do, because shut up…

And it was uphill both ways…

Next thing you know, they’ll want to take down Mel Brooks’ “farter of his country” statue…

Absowutwy!

Got to be the Jews…

I’m getting out in front of this story: Maxwell didn’t kill herself…

They’re clever, those capitalists…

Peaceful, sure, right up until the end…

Is this the joke or the punchline?

Organizational suicide at 200 MPH…

So do we tear it down or what?

To be fair, the City gave them the concrete barriers and put them into place too…

Are apples “red tree testicles?”

That sounds fair…

That sounds…typical…

Oh, gender studies, please…

I understand they even had a rudimentary system of writing involving spray cans of paint and buildings…

I’m offended by the “in,” which suggests exclusive inclusiveness…

They’re clever, those cities…

Whoo, whooooooooo!

Natural buoyancy deserves much of the credit…

That’s right, because shut up you racist!

Well, he is omnipresent…

I have a sneaking suspicion I’ve seen this movie…

By a depressed cow’s attorney?

You know, I’ve often had this urge…

I find your failure to provide sufficient catnip disturbing…

Thankfully, very few American police agencies are institutionally corrupt.  If we’re to live the promise of our founding, we cannot abide that kind of corruption.  Sadly, the various “peaceful protestors” are not protesting that kind of abuse.  You could end up seriously dead doing that.  So taking things a bit more seriously this week, may I recommend you arm yourself with the information that might help you know what to legitimately protest:

If you get the book directly through the publisher, I’ll make a few cents more than if you get it at Amazon. It’s $17.99 at either source, and Amazon has a $4.99 Kindle edition, which won’t be so good for…you know.  Fortunately, my publisher and Amazon are still in business.  Buy American and help the economy recover!  Buying copies of LTK will surely hasten the process and improve the great June economic numbers even more.  Positive comments on Amazon would be great too!  Go here to comment. 

I’ll see you next Sunday for the Funnies, and hopefully, every day in between. One thing those that would steal our liberty cannot stand is being mocked.  They take themselves oh sooooo seriously.  So stand up and fight back, don’t accept their lunatic premises, and relentlessly point out just how idiotic they are.  The protestors, not the media—well, them too…