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Well played Mr. President; well played.  Arrrr!

Shhhhhhh!  We’ll call you when it’s time…Dum dum dum, dum de dum, dum de dum…

The one thing more scary than the government saying that…

Flying cars; I was promised flying cars…

And his breakfast, pants, car keys, wife…

That’s one big pickle…

First things first…

Who better?

Who better too?

Is that even possible?  I mean, not blaming others?

Well played officer; well played…

Imagine if it were largely violent…

I think we have a new definition of “fake news,” or at least “a complete lack of shame”…

Might be?

I’d wondered what Snake Plissken had been up to…

Nor do I.  You killed the language; prepare to die!

“Honkey Jack” was considered and rejected, but just barely…

In their general direction?

Yeah…hey!

So’s the horse in a bar with a long face…

I have no information on the Clintons; just sayin’…

Well, that should work in California, Austin, NYC, Chicago, Portland and Seattle, but anywhere else…

I spend a substantial amount of time never thinking about that damned song….argggghhhhh!  Too late!

But multiply that voter times a million mail-in ballots…

Well played Mr. Penn; well played…

Me too…

The other day I was sitting in a McDonald’s…OK you got me.  McDonald’s is probably never going to open to real human beings again, but if it were, I would have seen someone sitting alone in a booth, practicing extreme social distancing, just staring into their coffee, no one to talk to, about to go entirely stir crazy.  And I would have rushed up to them, patted them on the back, and told them it would get better—not at McDonald’s obviously–and then I would have given them a copy of:

If you get the book directly through the publisher, I’ll make a few cents more than if you get it at Amazon. It’s $17.99 at either source, and Amazon has a $4.99 Kindle edition, which won’t be so good for…you know.  Fortunately, my publisher and Amazon are still in business.  Buy American and help the economy recover!  Buying copies of LTK will surely hasten the process—except at McDonald’s; they’re hopeless. Positive comments on Amazon would be great too!  Go here to comment. 

I’ll see you next Sunday for the Funnies, and hopefully, every day in between. One thing those that would steal our liberty cannot stand is being mocked.  They take themselves oh sooooo seriously.  So stand up and fight back, and relentlessly point out just how foolish they are.  It’s the American thing to do.