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What a stroke of brilliance!  Not only is all crime vanquished, it’s done with juicy chicken sandwiches (love the Babylon Bee)!  You know, I’ve been wondering about this…

And now, a SMM public safety announcement…,

Well, that and not caring about social distancing during riots…

Yeah, nothing fights racism and engenders support for the cause like defacing the accomplishments and memory of black patriots…

I really want to read the police report on this one.  Seeing the body camera video, not so much…

Sometimes it just all comes together…

That is strange…

Yeah, and anywhere, doing anything, D/S/Cs don’t want us to go or do…

Awww.  Isn’t that cute?

Maybe not…

OK, I definitely want to see the film of this one…

It’s so hard to keep up these days…

I can’t wait…

Oh yeah, let’s see the film on this one too…

I did that for a week, but my bathtub crashed through the floor into the basement…

My favorite tattoo of all time read “no regerts”…

It has to be Trump’s fault…

But all the best people assured me there was no such thing as vote fraud!

Out of the mouths of babes…

Or they could just riot, loot and use bullhorns…

Hey, it’s science…

Can’t let anything get in the way of virtue signaling…

Good kitty; where’s your mask?

Gotta have priorities…

Got the where, but she did what to who?  Is there video?

Trump’s fault again…

Talk about a noble blow for social justice; this is a movement that might have legs…

And in the just because it’s cute department for this week…

Mark Twain said: “I didn’t attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.” It’s that kind of subtle, have-to-think-about-it-a-minute aphorism I particularly appreciate. You just might appreciate License to Kill, and make Twain—and me—proud.   You’ll like it better than a funeral.

If you get the book directly through the publisher, I’ll make a few cents more than if you get it at Amazon. It’s $17.99 at either source, and Amazon has a $4.99 Kindle edition, which won’t be so good for…you know.  Fortunately, my publisher and Amazon are still in business.  Unlike the common misconception, few authors make a living on writing, and I’m one that doesn’t.  The new Manor is whipping into shape, and I’ll probably be back full time this coming week, so please buy a copy of License to Kill to encourage me! Positive comments on Amazon would be great to!.  Go here to comment. 

I’ll see you next Sunday for the Funnies, and hopefully, every day in between. Remember to humorously mock those that deserve mocking.