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Hey, you can’t have people disobeying Hizzoner (love The Babylon Bee)… During my school career, I was overdosed on Maslow, but this is a worthy addition:
You have to be of a certain age to get this one: “Would you believe…”
I feel it, I feel it!
Expired race card…
I love archeology…
Well, for a little while, and mostly on the coasts…
Civic mindedness, circa 2020…
Speaking of circa 2020…
Hey! That’s not funny!
Sophomore class, 2020-2021:
Yeah, how did that happen anyway?
But not less creepy…
Texas Toast?
More like .0002…
Tourist attractions…
Don’t skate on me…
Truth over facts…
Helpful safety tip, circa 2020…
She would have been better off just keeping quiet…
Well, it was that or moon suits…
I for one welcome our Silicon Valley Masters. Thinking is hard!
Truth over facts II:
Proof there is justice…
Circa 2020, it’s come to this…
What’s wrong with this picture…
What’s wrong with this picture…
Who could possibly have predicted this?
This is taking the social contract just a bit too far…
And in the just because it’s cute department for this week…
If you can read this, thank your English teachers, and get a copy of License to Kill to keep your reading and comprehension skills sharp. There’s nothing like a good book when you have some time on your hands before the next “open America” protest.
If you get the book directly through the publisher, I’ll make a few cents more than if you get it at Amazon. It’s $17.99 at either source, and Amazon has a $4.99 Kindle edition, which won’t be so good for…you know. Fortunately, my publisher and Amazon are still in business. Unlike the common misconception, few authors make a living on writing, and I’m one that doesn’t. Positive comments on Amazon make a real difference. Go here to comment.
I’ll see you next Sunday for the Funnies, and hopefully, every day in between. Stay well, and help me mock those so richly deserving of mockery. It’s the patriotic thing to do!
Stately McDaniel Manor 
Reblogged this on Gds44's Blog.
Dear gds44:
Thanks for the reblog!
1. “You might as well surrender now, because, at this very moment, your hideout is being surrounded by the 25th Infantry Division. Uh…would you believe the 24th Infantry Division? How about a troop of angry Boy Scouts?”
2. Many years ago, I worked as a kennel attendant in an animal hospital. My first day on the job, while dusting furniture in the lobby, I also watered the potted plants before realizing that they were plastic. At least it did not take me two years to figure it out.
3. CNN will report that the poacher died of Covid-19 after being trampled and eaten.
4. I would post Babylon Bee memes on social media, but Facebook’s and Instagram’s “independent fact checkers” would flag them as false.
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Dear 357 Magnum:
Thanks, as always, for the link. Sorry it took me so long to say it.