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Well yes, he has, particularly if we’re good looking women and little girls… Know your types of people…
You have to be old enough to get this one, but if you are, it’s a goodie…
C’mon man! It’s CNN! You can’t expect them to be rational, or consistent…
Funny how that happens…
Cause and effect…
There’s that…
Not the winner of the local fast draw contest…
Of course he did…
Not the Cracker Jacks I recall, though they would have been more fun…
Signs of our times…
More signs of our times…
What would the Funnies be without AOC? Hey, that rhymes, and she actually said that…
Put that down kid; you’re gonna put your eye out…
Ooooops…
It’s that kind of thinking that has made him what he is…it has also made Venezuela what it is…
What would we do without The Babylon Bee?
But of course! Everything is Trump’s fault…
But I don’t think he cares much…
It’s always nice to know globalists are looking out for us…
I want to hear about the call back interview…
Get the pic-i-nic basket, BooBoo!
I hear you have to cut off their heads to stop that sort of thing…
Epstein was an early victim of the Coronavirus…
So what’s your point?
I hope this kid got an “A” in economics…
A man’s got to have priorities…
And in the just because it’s cute department for this week…
Even though some of the country is reopening, I’m sure some of you haven’t yet ordered your copy of License to Kill. It will help rebuild the economy! Think of all the activity going on to make that happen, the makers of paper, ink, the designers, the printer, the publisher, the shippers, truckers, restaurants where the truckers grab take out, the economic benefits are endless. Not only that, you’ll have a great book to help you pass the time, which passes much more slowly without a great book, and porn gets boring after awhile…
If you get the book directly through the publisher, I’ll make a few cents more than if you get it at Amazon. It’s $17.99 at either source, and Amazon has a $4.99 Kindle edition, which won’t be so good for…you know. Fortunately, my publisher and Amazon are still in business. Unlike the common misconception, few authors make a living on writing, and I’m one that doesn’t. Besides, I’m retiring at the end of the month. Positive comments on Amazon make a real difference. Go here to comment.
I’ll see you next Sunday for the Funnies, and hopefully, every day in between. Stay well, and help me mock those so richly deserving of mockery. We can’t disappoint them!
Stately McDaniel Manor 
“Not the winner of the local fast draw contest…”
Can’t get a good enough view to identify the pistol but if it were any Glock or clones…
Dear Videodrone:
It appears to be a Beretta 92, double action, but even that could be triggered wy an attempt to “draw” that model of handgun…
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Dear 357 Magnum:
Thanks, as always, for the link!
On the Biden meme: Biden is toast either way. His mental
impairment cannot be ignored and there is no way to escape a
one on one debate with President Trump. I know that there
are a lot of conspiracy theories about a brokered convention
or a Clinton Crime Family shadow government.
With no other candidate, Slow Joe still wins a clear majority of
delegates. Any attempt to dump him at the convention will look
like a WWF Battle Royale that will make the riots at the 1968
Democrat Convention look like a Sunday School picnic.
The election in November has already been won. The Donks think
that their COVID 19 Nazi governors are going to sink Orange Man
by destroying their own state economies. This Chinese fire drill
is going to end the careers of Democrats in down-ticket races.
It will end up like the legend of the 47 Ronin. For those who do
not get the reference, the Democrats are committing mass suicide!
Dear Leonard Jones:
With any other Republican running, you might be wrong, but Donald Trump is not going to fail to take full advantage of telling the truth about what D/S/C have done, are doing, and intend.