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Is there another way to cover the news?  SMM is all about public service announcements…

Let’s just call everybody in the world racists and be done with it…

Talk about a heist movie for our times…

Speaking about a meme for our times…

If the Trump campaign doesn’t use this one, they deserve to lose…

Uh, “the most?”

You have to appreciate American sticktoittiveness…

There’s that, and Epstein didn’t kill himself…

I guess we have the time to calculate this kind of thing…

But what about global warming and pronouns?!

Well, that’s a positive, unintended consequence…

Yeah, well, that’s different because shut up you racists!

To be fair, that’s pretty much all she’s capable of…

Funny, but tragic…

Well of course it is, because Trump and shut up you smelly, toothless, WalMart shopping racists!

Wouldn’t this kind of honesty be refreshing?

Maybe we don’t actually need reporters…

Noooooooooooooo!

Well, at least they’re still flying…

Yeah…hey!  Shut up you fascist racist…

Only “pretty much?”

Awww.  Isn’t that nice?

They really take lockdowns seriously…

Yup…

Well, there was probably lots of empty space…

I had some shit details when I played cops and robbers, but…

We’ve been getting this from our cat…

As I mentioned last week, America has some time on its hands, so it’s a perfect time for some engaging reading.  Since most of us will be getting our money back from the government—free!–buying a copy of License to Kill will not only take care of your reading needs, but the book is made of…paper!  With the toilet paper shortage, perhaps buying more than one would be wise?  Think of all the friends you could make, or hang out in front of grocery stores and barter on two levels simultaneously!  And if you hate the book, you can use its pages to—ahem—“write” a critique.

If you get the book directly through the publisher, I’ll make a few cents more than if you get it at Amazon. It’s $17.99 at either source, and Amazon has a $4.99 Kindle edition, which won’t be so good for…you know.  I always appreciate your comments here at SMM, and comments about the book at Amazon would be even more appreciated.  I’m not a disgraced, semi-god-like D/S/C politician, so I don’t have a huge publishing house behind the book, spending millions to publicize it. Positive comments on Amazon make a real difference.  Go here to comment. 

I’ll see you next Sunday for the Funnies, and hopefully, every day in between.