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credit: Chris Muir, daybydaycartoon

How indeed?  On this, the first full week of a more or less universal lock down of our society, a few laughs are more important than ever.  Humor is always most funny when it strikes close to home and the truth…

Hang out by the tourists, Boo Boo!

They always were, people are just starting to realize it…

Actually, this is more what happens when you realize there’s no TP after you make a deposit with no return…

The Swiss are always prepared…

Wait a minute…I thought D/S/Cs were supposed to be all compassionate and stuff…

Don’t forget gifted and talented room cleaning…

He’d be out in a second…

I was going to say “only in Baltimore,” that it’s true in any D/S/C ruled city…

To be fair, they were busy with Russians! and then Ukraine!

That is odd…

Don’t you just love heroic art?

Can’t have that; they’re Christians!

I wonder what tipped her off?

Unintended consequences…

Oh please, please…

A nation anxiously awaits a new slogan…

Resistance isn’t futile after all…

EUUUUUUUUWWWW!

…hey!

It’d be great if this weren’t a parody…

Any musician can relate…

So what’s your point?

Uh, yup…

Love in 2020…

And in the just because it’s cute, and not infected, department…

For the second week in a row, with every purchase of License To Kill, you’ll get 12 squares of actual, genuine paper toilet tissue!  Anyone buying ten copies will receive an entire roll of toilet paper, redeemable at any WalMart, if you can fight your way to the TP aisle, there’s any left, and you’re tougher than the little old lady in front of you.  America has some time on its hands, so it’s a perfect time for some engaging reading.  And when you’re done, you can use the pages for…you know…which means you’ll need to buy another copy, or ten.

If you get it—the book, not the toilet paper–directly through the publisher, I’ll make a few cents more than if you get it at Amazon. It’s $17.99 at either source, and Amazon has a $4.99 Kindle edition.  I always appreciate your comments here at SMM, and comments about the book at Amazon would be even more appreciated, because I don’t have a huge publishing house behind the book, spending millions to publicize it, so your comments make a real difference.  Positive comments on Amazon help.  Go here to comment. 

I’ll see you next Sunday for the Funnies, and hopefully, every day in between.