Tags

, , , , , , , , , , , ,

Gotta love the Babylon Bee…  Yeah!  Me Too!

It’s not the quantity, but the quality of what they’re shooting…

Oh, they’re not confused, just greedy…and homicidal…

Poopers of the world, unite!

I wouldn’t be surprised…

Only people of a certain age are going to get this one…

Don’t be such a horse’s ass or he’ll slap you in the face…

Now that’s a horror movie…

Just ask the Venezuelans…

I like pancakes…

So what’s your point?

Well, there’s that…

Yeah…

Sounds like a good deal to me…

I was told there would be no math…

Necessity is the mother of invention…

She’s going to have a lot of marriage proposals…

Gee, that was a close one…

So what’s your point?

Well, you have to root for something…

Now if we can only revert to covered wagons and rid ourselves of CNN once and for all…

As goes California, so goes America…

Fun, fun, fun ‘till his daddy takes the F-22 away…

Barbarians…

Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Stayin’…

And in the just because it’s really cute department…

This week only, with every purchase of License To Kill, you’ll get 12 squares of actual, genuine paper toilet tissue!  Anyone buying ten copies will receive an entire roll of toilet paper, redeemable at any WalMart, if you don’t get stabbed first.

If you get it—the book, not the toilet paper–directly through the publisher, I’ll make a few cents more than if you get it at Amazon. It’s $17.99 at either source, and Amazon has a $4.99 Kindle edition.  I always appreciate your comments here at SMM, and comments about the book at Amazon would be even more appreciated, because I don’t have a huge publishing house behind the book, spending millions to publicize it, so your comments make a real difference.  Positive comments on Amazon help.  Go here to comment. 

I’ll see you next Sunday for the Funnies, and hopefully, every day in between.