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I always loved the Looney Toons.  I just never knew they’d be filming in the Capitol…  She never could resist the Dark Side…

They were told there would be no math…

You don’t say…

If at first you don’t succeed, crash, crash again…

Now that’s just cruel–to vampires…

Hey, what’s 100 million dead–or so–among comrades?

“…and then the Hellfire missile went ‘whoosh!’ and the bad terrorist was blown to Hell and got no virgins and had to listen to Donald Trump speeches for eternity.  The end.”  Don’t you just love happy endings, kids?

Worse than the KKK, much worse…

Have you ever noticed for D/S/Cs, the solution to every problem is Communism?  I wonder why that is?

USA! USA! USA!

No one can be sure this is really the Babylon Bee anymore…

He said, to the wailing, gnashing of teeth and ripping of garments of D/S/Cs…

Uh, doesn’t being acquitted mean you have nothing for which to apologize?

She ripped it in half seconds later…

Door to door Proctologists too…

I have nothing on Hillary Clinton…just saying…

Worst racist ever…

Yeah, this didn’t exactly age well…

Hey, it’s only right to take care of your family…

The fourth type: those who try to be John McCain…

You don’t normally find such helpful criminals…

And guns, and plastic straws, and SUVs, and bacon, and keeping men out of women’s bathrooms and showers, and liberty in general, and…

Well, Pot doesn’t exactly make you smarter…

If only… If the Arctic needs an ambassador, I understand Sondland and Yovanivich are available…

I don’t think I would have volunteered for that bust…

And in the just because it’s cute department for this week…

I have it on good authority there is one thing that really makes D/S/Cs, Socialists, Communists, and other assorted haters of truth, justice and the American way really crazy (crazier): buy a copy of License To Kill!  It’s made of real, 100% paper and ink composed of lots of chemicals that can give laboratory mice cancer just by being in the same room with it.  It will be delivered to your home in motor vehicles burning fossil fuels by delivery persons wearing all synthetic clothing, also made from fossil fuels!  Not only will you get a really great book, you’ll annoy people that hate you!

If you get it directly through the publisher, I’ll make a few cents more than if you get it at Amazon. It’s $17.99 at either source, and Amazon has a $4.99 Kindle edition.  I always appreciate your comments here at SMM, and comments about the book at Amazon would be even more appreciated, because I don’t have a huge publishing house behind the book, spending millions to publicize it, so your comments make a real difference.  Positive comments on Amazon help.  Go here to comment. 

I’ll see you next Sunday for the Funnies, and hopefully, every day in between.