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PARENTAL WARNING: This photo may not be safe for, well, pretty much anyone…

SMM Sunday Funnies write your own caption contest!  The Weekly SF is usually nothing but graphics, but this week, you just have to read this from the Babylon Bee, the best satiric site on the Internet:

A note from the editorial board at The Babylon Bee:

A number of people have questioned our love for Hillary Clinton based on some satirical pieces published on our site recently.

We would like to clear things up by saying that Hillary Clinton is an upstanding citizen and a very fine human being. She is of excellent character. She would never hurt anyone. The people who wrote those jokes, headlines, and pieces that seemed to criticize Hillary have been dealt with.

Some conspiracy theories have been going around about the Clintons, and we think that’s just despicable. Deplorable, really. From Bill’s time in the White House all the way through Hillary’s spotless record as Secretary of State, the Clintons have served this country with honor and not a hint of scandal. For people to suggest they are so powerful and sinister to kill those who might expose some non-existent “wrongdoings” in their past is treason, really.

We just want to make certain that it’s clear how much we respect, love, and honor the Clintons. Honestly, they’re our favorite politicians of all the politicians, way better than that Trump guy. It’s a real shame Hillary didn’t win. She’s our president.

Above all, we want to make sure Hillary does not question our loyalty to her and the whole Clinton family. We have nothing bad to say about her. Also, just to be clear, we have no dirt or inside information on her whatsoever and nothing would be gained by our untimely deaths.

So, Hillary, we love you! Please do not hurt us.

Nah.  They don’t have a…

I knew it!

Yeah, but that’s different because shut up!

I knew that too…

Oooooo.  That one left a mark…

Other than the Dems trying to destroy America, I’d have to agree

There are some images we just don’t need department…

If you’re not reading Day by Day Cartoon day by day, here’s why you should (click to enlarge):

It’s this kind of thinking that has made California what it is today…

Ruh-Roh, Shaggy!

Truth over facts…

F***in’ right!

Tjhey’re racist, RAAAAAAACIST!

Been there, seen that, testified about it…

I knew Obama and Hillary didn’t pay attention to national security.  Now this photo finally makes sense…

The Dems are going full everything these days…

Oooooooo!  This one absolutely left a mark…

You know, I’ve been wondering about that…

Yes he is, because Trump and shut up…

Sounds like cruelty to animals to me…

So what’s your point?

I’ve never been fond of special prosecutors, buuuuuuut…

And in this just because it’s cute and it makes the media look like the goofs they are department…

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