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Don’t get cocky, kid.  I love children’s literature, don’t you?

I did not have sex with those little girls–whatever their names were…

And in the news…

There may be justice in the universe after all…

Uh, maybe they should do something about that alligator?

I can see a trend here…

As a bicyclist, and a normal American, I can relate…

Yeah!  And, and…

I dunno.  Maybe this is taking pandering a bit too far.  You don’t want to frighten the horses and stampede the women and children…

The next big thing in athletic apparel…

Sounds like an average day in the life of a cop to me…

Yeah, but that’s different, because shut up (in Chinese)…

Gee Prof., that might be going just a little too far…

The horror…

Jus’ chillin’ in da hood…

Yup:

I can hardly wait for the coke tacos…

Yah gotta have a dream…

Yeah, but that’s different because green–and shut up!

Is that like a male nurse you can carry?

Now there’s a wall Democrats can get behind…

Yeah, but it’s an ecstatic experience…

Signs of the apocalypse…

The horror 2:

And in the just because it’s cute in a  literary and particularly twisted way department…

My students, who for the most part don’t read–at all–have made an exception with my book.  Or at least a decent number have.  They liked it!  I have it on good authority the corrupt Las Vegas police and political establishments hate it.  I can think of no greater praise.  You might like it too.

If you get it directly through the publisher, I’ll make a few cents more than if you get it at Amazon. It’s $17.99 at either source, and Amazon has a $4.99 Kindle edition.  I always appreciate your comments here at SMM, and comments about the book at Amazon would be even more appreciated.  Go here to comment. 

As always, thanks for taking the time to read this scruffy little blog, and I’ll see you again next Sunday, and hopefully, every day in between!