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Uh,,,do they see that differently in Venezuela these days? The price is right. And now, gentle readers, indisputable proof there is justice in the world…
Safety tips are always important…
That’s different, because shut up and Trump.
Uh, aren’t they supposed to have rear sights too (did you notice the gun)?
I’ve got to attend more Chinese funerals…
It’s so nice to see close family ties…
Yeah, who coulda thunk it?
Today’s lesson boys and girls: the Democrat party!
He’s just that kinda guy…
Well yeah…
I guess this is what they mean when they say genders aren’t binary…
Yeah, but so what? She’s AOC! She makes history!
Yeah, will that’s different too because shut up, gun violence, reasons and Trump…
Hey, you gotta have priorities…
I keep telling the kids pot makes you stupid…
You know, I noticed that too…
You go, Girl!
High clowns and misdeweiners…
I suspect she doesn’t get many second dates…
I obey the Founders every chance I get…
I’m told this is now “a thing.” Hasn’t this always been a thing, at least for guys?
I’ve always enjoyed the 60s…
Yeah, but they’re willing to sacrifice, like plastic straws and grocery bags, like, for the planet, man!
Must be something in the water down there…
That pretty much sums it up…
And in the “just because it’s cute” department for this week:
Once again folks, please allow me to recommend, License To Kill: The Murder Of Erik Scott. It’s part of my continuing effort to encourage us, though we live in the greatest nation in history, to be just a bit better.
If you get it directly through the publisher, I’ll make a few cents more than if you get it at Amazon. It’s $17.99 at either source, and Amazon has a $4.99 Kindle edition. I’d really love more comments on Amazon. Thus far, we’re all five stars. Go here to comment.
I hope to see you here next Sunday, and every day in between. I write because I’m a writer, but without you all my scribblings are as the sound of one Democrat melting down over Trump.
Stately McDaniel Manor 
Thank you for the lesson in camel anatomy!
I can honestly say that I noticed that the shooter is so ignorant that she neglected to flip up the rear sight on her rifle. Someone needs to teach her marksmanship skills. I volunteer.
Dear James W Crawford:
I suspect it wasn’t her fault. I see, far too often, videos/photos of people playing “jokes” on women with firearms, or people too inexperienced to know better. Always dangerous; always foolish.
I agree: in many of those videos/photos, apart from being dangerous by handing an untrained person a gun and hoping they will misuse it so that misuse can be caught on camera for later laughs, it also makes the victim hate guns – and the gun culture. All they experience is their (generally) boyfriend being a complete d!ck, not training them accurately, not preparing them adequately and often laughing at the results of them firing a gun. Guys can laugh at getting a scope bite scar, women will not forgive you for your allowing her to get a preventable facial scar. Guys, you are not going to impress a woman for making fun of her – this is really just a guy thing. For women, if your boyfriend/husband does this to you, you may want to reevaluate your relationship as a relationship is not meant to be a competency competition.
For some of the other guy videos, you should reevaluate your male friends if they are drunk and doing stupid stuff with guns.
Agreed.
Among the worst examples are videos in which women are invited to fire 12 gauge shotguns which have far, far more recoil than a puny AR-15 mouse rifle. The worst example was with a semiautomatic shotgun which fired repeatedly as the victim reflexively kept pulling the trigger.
I myself have enabled a teacher at a local private school to provide introductory firearms training to students, female as well as male who were contemplating entering the military. Female students are easier to teach because they don’t presume that mere possession of a penis confers expertise with guns. We have instructed several “gun virgins”, begining with .22 rifle. After allowing them to shoot a brick of ammo to unlearn any phobias and acquire basic marksmanship skills, we transition them to a 5.56 mm AR-15 which they realize merely has a louder bark but little shoulder bite. Next we have them shoot .308 caliber rifles which do have some serious recoil. After spending time shooting a 9mm handgun, a .270 and a .338 usually completes the course.
One young lady who actually resembles the lady in your photo (although dressed more conservatively) who was a gun virgin even tried her hand shooting a Barrett .50 BMG then a Desert Eagle chambered in .50 AE. The recoil from the .50 AE actually surprised her enough that she almost got a slide scar to her forehead. Her response was to get a better grip on the pistol then empty the magazine into the target. (I would be a liar if I claimed that I didnt appreciate the sight of the resulting underdamped harmonic oscillations.) I take great pride in the fact that upon entering the USAF to become an air police woman, she was top shooter in her class.
As much as the WD40 ad made me laugh… it’s fake (per Snopes)
Dear Tim Landers:
Snopes, eh? I’ll be posting an article about them in the near future. They’re actually “fact checking” satires by well-known satirical websites. One might take their pronouncements with a grain of salt, and the Sunday Funnies are humor anyway… But thanks for the note!
A la Bernie Sanders:
Bernie Sanders walks into a bar and shouts, “A round for everyone, who’s paying?”
A favorite women and guns video!
And another.
We were in a Mexican town that was a landing for a cruise we took. They had a Costco. They were not sampling toilet paper, they were sampling Scotch! Everyone knew what to do with that! Strange, when the sampler shut down, a long line of men and women were following him around.