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Yes, this is an actual thing, a Beto crop circle.  I’m not saying it’s aliens, but it’s aliens–trying to interfere with our 2020 election.  Time for a new intergalactic counsel…  But to be fair, Beto has all the right Democrat qualifications:

Cook County, Chicago…

Of course, that kind of deal only applies if you’re Black, gay, famous for being famous and a pal of the Obamas…

And in the “refuses to get out of the way of the looming freight train” department:

Uh, yeah, that…

I didn’t realize this was American’s most pressing concern. Sounds like a winning ticket to me…

So they don’t teach the Constitution in Colorado anymore? Oh.  Never mind.  The place is obviously going to pot…

Strive onward for the glorious, socialist revolution…

Wait.  You mean they don’t download all kinds of knowledge right into the brain, you know, like The Matrix, when they become congresscritters?  That explains a lot…

Hey, it’s OK when creepy Uncle Joe does it because shut up…

Amazing how one can go from being the most loved to the most hated man in a few pages when Democrats are depending on you…

Hey, even Jimmy Carter said not everything in life is fair, and he was attacked by a rabbit in a rowboat, so he knows all about that stuff…

President Trump named him “pencil neck” Adam Schiff.  Add “pinhead,” and you’re cooking…

We just don’t have enough sympathy for our noble media.  Making that stuff up for the greater good is hard…

I knew it!

Uh, because they’re traitorous twits and idiots?

Someone probably asked “does this spacesuit make my butt look big?  I bet there were issues with color coordination and accessorizing too…

And just like that, the Mueller report was thrown under the Democrat campaign bus…

Yup.  It’s right over there, hiding behind Bret Kavanaugh’s high school rape squad.

Next day headline: “Men’s cuddling group eaten by wolves.”

They’re looking; they’re looking: dum dum dum dum, dum dum dum dum…

And in the ”just because it’s Shakespearean cute” department:

There are stories, non-fiction, with which every American should be familiar, because they are cautionary tales about what happens when we allow public servants to become our masters.  License To Kill: The Murder Of Erik Scott, is such a story. Get it through the publisher, or at Amazon.   It’s $17.99 at either source, and Amazon has a $4.99 Kindle edition. I flatter myself to think this book, on which I labored for eight years, is such a story, and I hope you agree.

I also hope to see you again next Sunday, and every day until then.