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And to think I didn’t get in on the ground floor of this t-shirt company…Oh well. At least we now, thanks to my pal Bookworm, have the ability to glimpse AOC’s brave socialist future:
I’m not sure people want to watch a 48 hour long Democrat debate…
So good to know the FBI is on the job…
Life would be more interesting if…
I teach mythology, and I don’t recall anything about toe sucking, but those Greeks were pretty randy…
I knew there was a reason I haven’t visited Chicago for years…
But anyone that can’t decide if they’re male, female or vegetable has the absolute right to screw things up for everyone else! Don’t they?
Well, it’s about as good as all their other slogans thus far…
So the solution is the non-extreme weather that also comes with climate change?
Gotta love that Trump…
Gotta love Mozart too…
If Day By Day Cartoon isn’t on your “to read” list, here’s why it ought to be…
To boldly, if briefly, go…
Golden Retrievers are sneaky that way…
Karma is a bitch, and so is a “studies” degree…
This would only be better if his epitaph reads: “I told you I was sick.”
And speaking of amazing coincidences, it’s kind of like how the media suddenly discovers a limitless number of homeless ,or children in cages, the moment a Republican is elected…
It would be a particularly suitable setting for Hillary…
Yeah, well, he’s only doing that to cover up his racism, white supremacy and TRUMP!!!!
As Margaret Thatcher said: “The trouble with socialism is you always run out of other people’s money.”
You don’t suppose there’s some causal relationship, do you?
You have to have standards…
And this week’s just because it’s cute…
I’ll see you again next Sunday, gentle readers. And may I suggest, once again, that you (1) Buy a copy of License To Kill: The Murder Of Erik Scott, and (2) write a review on Amazon. Get it through the publisher, or at Amazon. It’s $17.99 at either source, and Amazon has a $4.99 Kindle edition. I flatter myself to think it’s an important book on a topic–police abuse of power–that should be of interest to every American. It’s set in Las Vegas, but you’ll learn a great deal about how policing should work, and what happens when it doesn’t.
Stately McDaniel Manor 
“She Guevara” is missing giant hoop earrings.
And the dog (with the kitten) is a Golden Retriever, not a Lab. Similar in temperament, however. I could see my GR doing the same!
Dear March Hare:
Goops! You’re quite right. Thanks for the catch, and my apologies to all GRs.
I swear to God if anyone gets her to shut her gob, I will reach out
through the Intertubes and strangle them! She is the best thing
that ever happened to the GOP. Joe Pags is thinking of doing
an AOC parody of Pink Floyd’s Comfortably Numb called
Comfortably Dumb.
One of my favorite Bloggers calls her Alexandria Occasional
Kotex. I opted for something more accurate, Alexandria Empty
Cortex. Someone came up with Alexandria Occasionally
Coherent, but that implies she is not always incoherent. The
woman has the IQ of a doorknob.
AOC is the product of a sexual union between Karl Marx and a
Valley Girl. Someone filtered out all of her likes, yanows, whatevers,
etc from her most recent speech and cut the speech down to 50
percent of its length. I haven’t seen this since Hugh Hewitt edited
out the string of ers, uhs, ums, and the like from a speech by Slow
Joe Biden about 20 years ago!
If there is any functional component in any way related to her brain,
it cannot be much more than the brain stem because is living and
breathing. She can talk, but so can a 2-year-old. And like a 2-
year-old, I could teach one to spout socialist propaganda inside
of 2 hours!