“Liberty, equality, fraternity” somehow seem a bit out of date, not only in America, but certainly in France.  But at least they’re wearing safety vests.  Does it strike anyone else odd that the French are rioting over government overreach and oppression while obeying the requirement drivers wear yellow vests?   But hey, he was a historic president, wasn’t he?

I dunno. This sounds like those TV adds for little blue pills that warn one must see a doctor if an erection lasts more than four hours (I know: it’s reverse psychology).  In any case, one could easily lose oneself in that bra.  One would want to.  I used to think selfies of little use, but I’ll make an exception in this case…

Hmmm. What wasn’t considered racy in the mid 1940s is suddenly beyond the pale?  This should take care of it:

One has too have priorities…

Good grief!  Me too…

My favorite was when my last law enforcement agency built a new evidence and crime lab facility, they put neat little signs with the room number and designation, including in braille–wait for it–above the doors. The law requires very tall blind policemen be accommodated…

I’ve thought we’ve been going backward for some time now…

Well sure, but its different now because shut up, and mostly because Trump!

Wait a minute!  I was told snow and cold were things of the past…

I guess climate change is real, at least in Paris…

This is why we don’t do Christmas trees.  I don’t want to encourage my cat’s sneaky, criminal tendencies:

I was told this was the hottest ticket everywhere…

Yeah? But what’s that compared to grotesquely over-paid adolescent in adult bodies football players taking a knee because oppression and racism, man!  What racism and oppression?  You know, like, shut up, man!

Strange, that:

So that’s the problem with fruitcake…

The ghost of Christmas yet to come:

Uh, weren’t the police at least a little suspicious?  I would have loved to have see the BOLO on that one…

Oh, the benefits of modern technology…

I’ll have to see if my employer has a fund to protect me from sexual harassment suits.  If so, maybe I’ll do some of that.  If it’s good enough for the Congress…

Even McDonald’s has to adapt to progressive reality…

And we can always count on the Democrats…

Europe seem to have a lot of saviors…

And finally, gentle readers, a wonderful holiday season to you all, because Christmas it is!

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