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I’m sure you heard, gentle readers, that California Democrat Congressman Eric Swalwell, proposing a comprehensive “assault weapon” ban, gently noted that if Americans resisted the seizure of their arms, why, the Federal government would gently resort to nuclear persuasion!  I’ll be dealing with that in detail later in the week, but for now, let’s see what else he has in mind:

Everything might work out for the best if you wait long enough…

This is what happens when you expect leftists to make sense:

Like this:

Oh gentle readers, we disappointed Michelle and him so badly when he was president, and it appears we’re still failing to bend with the arc of history, or something…

Layers and layers of editors and fact checkers…

This reminds me of one of my students who wrote: Jesus had it the hardest, but he hung in there”:

Subtle irony:

Hey, that kid looks like an Islamist terrorist to me…

If only the media could be this accurate and truthful:

When you’ve lost gas station sushi…

Capitalism bad?  Then why are Bulgarians ticking off the Russians by painting Cold War era Russian propaganda statutes like American superheroes (and other stuff)?

Uh, because it’s illegal, and if you do it in some places, it will provoke immediate, violent responses that will make special snowflake anarchists face reality for the first time in their lives?  And the police will think it’s funny?

Hmmm.  It couldn’t be that simple…could it?

Why would not one have trouble believing this?  I bet John Roberts would support the 9thCircuit.

No one has been calling them stupid…

Yeah, we could use more of that…

Oooooo!  That’s gonna leave a mark:

I think we got the bad end of the deal…

It’s everywhere, it’s everywhere!

WHAT’S REALLY SCARY IS THIS HEADLINE IS TRUE!!!!!!!

And now, a final word from our loving government:

See you next week, gentle readers, when you’ve recovered from that last photo.