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As this is being written, Christina Blasey Ford has accepted an invitation to testify before the Senate Judiciary Committee, but not really.  There is still no firm day or time, no rules imposed by the Senate, actually, nothing but water under the surfboard.  And I’m sure that you, like me, gentle readers, were horrified to learn the evil Republicans were trying to force Ms. Ford to come to Washington on–key frightening music–an airplane!  She, you see, is afraid of airplanes, and it was all caused by that evil Kavanaugh.  Matt Margolis at PJ Media explains:

Well, clearly The New York Times didn’t get the memo. This was written in a profile of Ford on September 19th:

Dr. Blasey developed a passion for surfing, which she shares with her husband and two sons. ‘She’s been chasing waves,” said Beth Stannard, a friend and former co-worker, who said Dr. Blasey’s decisions to teach at Pepperdine, in Malibu, Calif., and to complete an internship at the University of Hawaii were at least partly informed by the campuses’ seaside locations.

Hmmm.  One suspects she didn’t swim to Hawaii, and that she may, in the last 36-ish years, have actually flown without flapping her arms?  But hey, Leftists wouldn’t lie about a thing like that, would they?

Boy, this would have made my police job a heck of a lot easier.  Jump right from accusation to life in prison, no need for all that boring and laborious evidence gathering.  See how progressivism can make life better for everyone?

But she’s afraid of planes…

A promising legal career, gone in a flash…

The media wouldn’t lie about a thing like that, would they?

I know Barack Obama would never lie about a thing like that…

Yum!

Yaba daba doo!

Soylent Green, The Remake, 2018.

Nobody ever said life was going to be easy…

And it couldn’t happen to nicer people, unless they’re Russian mercenaries…

That’s different, because shut up you sexist racist!

Hey, whatever gets the ratings…

It’s always a good idea to put a little something away for the future…

What is this “due process” about which you speak?  We’re talking about something really important: feelings.

I’m sure glad the media has been educating us about these secret white supremacy hand signs…never mind.

Amazing how fast the most important progressive complaint ever vanishes when the next most important progressive complaint ever crops up…

It’s so reassuring to know the media employ layers and layers of editors and fact checkers…

But, we have to believe all women…

It wasn’t so long ago NASA’s mission was to make Muslims feel good about their ancestors…

Too bad I’m not female. I could make a mint on this stuff…

So, justice is a matter of whose turn it is?  I had no idea it was so easy!

Colin Kaepernick is a hamster, and Nike smells of elderberrys…

 I’ll see you tomorrow, gentle readers!