Sometimes all the planets align, and in those brief moments of celestial harmony, circumstance, possibility, fate and skill merge, allowing previously impossible moments of natural justice and satisfaction. As The New York Post reports:
A sharpshooter killed a top ISIS executioner and three other jihadists with a single bullet from nearly a mile away — just seconds before the fiend was set to burn 12 hostages alive with a flamethrower, according to a new report.
The British Special Air Service marksman turned one of the most hated terrorists in Syria into a fireball by using a Barrett .50-caliber rifle to strike a fuel tank affixed to the jihadi’s back, the UK’s Daily Star reported Sunday.
The pack exploded, killing the sadistic terrorist and three of his flunkies, who were supposed to film the execution, last month, the paper said.
The ISIS butcher — who reportedly delighted in burning hostages alive — had been on a US ‘kill list’ for several months, sources told the paper, which did not identify the sniper or the executioner.
He and his band of wicked men had been traveling around ISIS-held compounds in Syria slaughtering civilians labeled as spies.
Their prisoners were tied to stakes or thrown in cages before being torched by the executioner, according to the report.
ISIS started using flamethrowers after the torture method was popularized in North Korea.
The ISIS killer was so feared that his victims would beg to be shot rather than be set on fire.
It appears this particularly example of true social justice wasn’t actually much of a coincidence:
Just before the sniper rescue operation outside of Raqqa, Syria, ‘the SAS team moved into an overwatch position above a village where they were told the execution was going to take place,’ a source told the Star.
‘Up to 12 civilians were going to be murdered — eight men and four women.
What?! No little children? No babies? What kind of wimpy jihadists were these?
The executioner gave some sort of rambling speech . . . then when he finished, the SAS sniper opened fire,’ the source said.
The captives were then rescued by British and US special forces.
Ah, now there’s a happy ending. Don’t you just love the timing? Let the scum think they’re going to get away with it, and suddenly–Blam!–one-way ticket to Hell! I can just hear the lively snap, crackle and pop of the jihadists as their intended victims were rescued. I don’t know about you, gentle readers, but it just gives me that warm, fuzzy feeling all over, and makes me wish I were on the Barrett that day.
And here’s a happier ending, a great blast from the past, one I suspect occurs every day, though this one was first published by The Onion, not long after 9-11:
JAHANNEM, OUTER DARKNESS—The hijackers who carried out the Sept. 11 attacks on the World Trade Center and Pentagon expressed confusion and surprise Monday to find themselves in the lowest plane of Na’ar, Islam’s Hell.
‘I was promised I would spend eternity in Paradise, being fed honeyed cakes by 67 virgins in a tree-lined garden, if only I would fly the airplane into one of the Twin Towers,” said Mohammed Atta, one of the hijackers of American Airlines Flight 11, between attempts to vomit up the wasps, hornets, and live coals infesting his stomach. ‘But instead, I am fed the boiling feces of traitors by malicious, laughing Ifrit. Is this to be my reward for destroying the enemies of my faith?’
The rest of Atta’s words turned to raw-throated shrieks, as a tusked, asp-tongued demon burst his eyeballs and drank the fluid that ran down his face.
According to Hell sources, the 19 eternally damned terrorists have struggled to understand why they have been subjected to soul-withering, infernal torture ever since their Sept. 11 arrival.
‘There was a tumultuous conflagration of burning steel and fuel at our gates, and from it stepped forth these hijackers, the blessed name of the Lord already turning to molten brass on their accursed lips,’ said Iblis The Thrice-Damned, the cacodemon charged with conscripting new arrivals into the ranks of the forgotten. ‘Indeed, I do not know what they were expecting, but they certainly didn’t seem prepared to be skewered from eye socket to bunghole and then placed on a spit so that their flesh could be roasted by the searing gale of flatus which issues forth from the haunches of Asmoday.’
‘Which is strange when you consider the evil with which they ended their lives and those of so many others,’ added Iblis, absentmindedly twisting the limbs of hijacker Abdul Aziz Alomari into unspeakably obscene shapes.
‘I was told that these Americans were enemies of the one true religion, and that Heaven would be my reward for my noble sacrifice,’ said Alomari, moments before his jaw was sheared away by faceless homunculi. ‘But now I am forced to suckle from the 16 poisoned leathern teats of Gophahmet, Whore of Betrayal, until I burst from an unwholesome engorgement of curdled bile. This must be some sort of terrible mistake.
Ah, it’s good to know some people get what they deserve, isn’t it? By all means, take the link and read the rest, and have a lovely and peaceful weekend, secure in the knowledge rough men–and women–stand ready to do violence on our behalf to those who very much deserve to be done as violently as possible.