I do not advertise the fact that I carry a concealed handgun, or that I am an instructor. However, on the occasions when this comes up, people are often amazed. Not because I am a diminutive wisp of a fellow–I’m anything but, and if I do say so myself, and I do, I’m roguishly masculine–but because I am an English teacher and singer, and my default facial expression is a smile. The resulting conversation usually goes like this:

Friend:  “Really?  You carry a gun?”

Me:  “Yup.”

Friend: “Where?”

Me:  “Everywhere.”

Friend: “Everywhere?!”

Me: “I carry a spear gun in the shower.”

Friend:  “No!” The horror and surprise in their eyes is delightful to see.

Me:  “No; but everywhere else.”

Friend:  “Why?”

I usually hit on a few of the high points, issues of logic, common sense, gentle persuasion enabling those that already know me to accept a side of me previously unimagined.. Employing my most frequently used weapon–the keyboard–I’ll endeavor to explain.

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* Evil exists and may confront anyone at any time and any place.

* I believe God exists and expects me to protect those that can’t protect themselves.

* Self-defense is a God-given, natural, unalienable right.

* There is no gift so precious as God’s gift of life.

* To fail to protect God’s greatest gift is inexcusable.

* My life is worth far more to me, those that love me, and to a just society than the lives of vicious criminals and terrorists.

* The lives of the innocent—friend or stranger—are worth far more to me and to a just society than the lives of vicious criminals and terrorists.

* Three times in my life I have raised my right hand and sworn a solemn oath to uphold and defend the Constitution.  I have never betrayed those oaths and never will.

* By carrying my handgun, I honor the foresight and wisdom of the Founders in writing the Second Amendment.

* The Constitution is only paper and ink, a statement of principals and intentions. When the will wavers and when some wish to change, ignore or destroy those principals and intentions for light and transient reasons, only the threat and, if necessary, the application of the force of arms, will suffice to preserve liberty.

* A handgun is the most convenient, usual and effective means of self-defense.

* Going armed reinforces and upholds the Social Contract.

* An armed society is a polite society.


* Thomas Jefferson was right: 

The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants.

That’s why we have a Second Amendment, not for hunting, not for self-defense, but  always to deter tyranny, and to allow the common man–if necessary–to resist and overthrow a tyrannical government.

* The Second Amendment merely recognizes the unalienable right to keep and bear arms. It does not create the right. Government does not grant the right, nor can government take it away–not that some governments care about that.

* It demonstrates, as nothing else can, that I am the master of my government, not its slave; that elected officials work for me.

* I am a free man and no evidence of that fact is more meaningful and convincing than that I own and carry the firearms I prefer.

* It sorely vexes Hillary Clinton and others that would rule me—all of us—through tyranny, soft or hard.

* It reminds them that in America, there are lines no rational, honest politician dare cross.

* It reminds them that every iota of power they possess is on temporary loan from me and every other American.

* It reminds us all that the whims of the highest politician may not prevail over the Bill of Rights as long as it resides in the hearts and arms of patriotic Americans and not merely on yellowed, fading paper.

* It is the very means by which an oppressed citizenry may force despots to respect the Bill of Rights.

*It reminds even Supreme Court Justices that their pronouncements will be honored only as long as they honor the Constitution and exclusively base their decisions on its text and the intentions of the Founder.

* Because politicians harboring tyrannical intentions fear armed citizens like a vampire fears a crucifix, it serves to positively identify those that hide behind spin, teleprompters and clever lies.

*Because the AR-15 is precisely the kind of firearm the Founders intended Americans to keep and bear.

*Because gun grabbing politicians don’t want me to have an AR-15.

* Most politicians care about the welfare and continuing existence of individual citizens only in the abstract. Even honorable politicians can do little more than those who only pretend to care.

* Even in our democracy, tyrants are always present and always waiting their chance.

Hubert Humphrey credit:

Hubert Humphrey

* With this in mind, Hubert Humphrey, one of the most famous and orthodox Democrats of the last century was right when he said: 

Certainly one of the chief guarantees of freedom under any government, no matter how popular and respected, is the right of the citizens to keep and bear arms. This is not to say that firearms should not be carefully used and that definite safety rules of precaution should not be taught and enforced. But the right of the citizens to bear arms is just one guarantee against arbitrary government and one more safeguard against a tyranny which now appears remote in America, but which historically has proved to be always possible. 

* Those who willingly and meekly surrender to criminals surrender more than valuables; they surrender their dignity and honor; they surrender civilization itself.

* I am old-fashioned enough to think it my duty to protect those who have less ability than mine to protect themselves.

From a Glock Commercial

From a Glock Commercial

* I could not live with myself for failing to protect women in danger. Call it sexist if you must, but if you’re unarmed and under attack, would you really think to call an unarmed, untrained statist? Would Pajama Boy save your life, or drink hot chocolate and talk about Obamacare?

* I know human nature.  Like the Shadow, I know what evil lurks in the hearts of men.

* I know that many criminals experience pangs of conscience.  I also know that it does not prevent them from being predators, only that it occasionally causes them to feel badly for a few fleeting seconds thereafter.

* I know that sociopaths exist, in greater numbers than most imagine, and that they have no conscience.

* I know that some people really like hurting others.  Rarely does one need to engage in psychological navel gazing to understand the actions of predators.  They do it because they want to do it, because they like to do it, and some, because it is an intense sexual thrill.

* I know that such people are everywhere, and are for most, impossible to pick out of the mass of humankind.

* I know that such people can be stopped only by the presence of overwhelming and imminent force: the gun.

* I know that living a virtuous life is no defense against such people.

* I know that having a Progressive political and social philosophy not only is no defense against such people, it encourages, helps, even creates them.

* Politicians sometimes speak of a “war on crime.”  They have no idea.  The streets are the battlefield, and whether we like it or not, we are all the combatants.

* The predators that would carry that battlefield into our homes are usually the most dangerous of all. They know most Americans are armed and want to fight.

* The possibility of having to fend off an armed terrorist attack in a mall, theater, restaurant, or other public place has never been greater, and if statists get their way, it will become the new normal.

Glock 26 9mm

Glock 26 9mm

* Gun-free zones are actually free-fire zones for killers. Anti-gun statists know this, but feeling good about their superior morality in establishing such zones is far more important to them than the lives of the little people like me and you.

* The police have no legal obligation to protect me—or anyone.

* The police simply can’t protect anyone; there are far too few of them and far too many of us.

* When seconds count, the police are always minutes (or in Detroit, an hour) away.

* I accept personal responsibility and live accordingly.

* As an adult, I am solely responsible for my continuing existence.

* Accepting personal responsibility encourages me to be continually aware of my surroundings, to be tactically, situationally aware.

* Having situational awareness means it is more likely I won’t ever need to use my handgun.

* My training and experience give me confidence that if I do need it, I will use it effectively and properly, though I will still pray to God to make me fast and accurate.

* It gives me the ability to deter those younger, stronger or more numerous than myself.

* It gives me the ability to defeat those younger, stronger or more numerous than myself if they are too stupid, too drugged, or too predatory to be deterred.

* I know that criminals fear the guns of armed citizens far more than the guns of the police. They should.

* Domestic terrorists and murderers have always been with us.  The victims and survivors of Columbine High School (1999), Virginia Tech (2007), Sandy Hook Elementary School (2012), and the Boston Marathon attack (2013)—and I–have no doubt of this.

* In virtually every school shooting in recent American history, the police played virtually no role in stopping the killers. Armed citizens did. 

* We are at war with uniquely deranged, blood-thirsty terrorists determined to slaughter Americans on American soil. The citizens of Orlando, and many other American cities now have no doubt about this.

* I frequent the places (schools, theaters, shopping malls, grocery stores and other soft targets) terrorists long to attack.



* I can imagine few feelings worse than being unarmed when and where a terrorist attack takes place.

* Even unarmed, I would have no option but to attack armed terrorists shooting innocents.

* Armed, I would be able to save at least some lives and stop at least some killers.

* I could not bear the thought that I was less prepared than the Boy Scouts—in any situation.

* It is important to me to know that I can make a real difference when it most matters.

* I appreciate well-designed and made devices.

* Firearms are like fire extinguishers.  When one is needed, it’s needed right now, badly, and nothing else will do.

* The discipline of the gun helps to make me a better, more aware and more effective person.

* Thomas Jefferson was also right when, in 1785, he advised his 15 year old nephew and ward:

A strong body makes the mind strong. As to the species of exercise, I advise the gun. While this gives a moderate exercise to the body, it gives boldness, enterprise, and independence to the mind.

* Shooting and being a part of the “gun culture” is uplifting and simply fun.

* I recognize that I am the weapon; the handgun is simply a tool.

* Foremost, I am an American; I am a free man; it is my tradition and heritage.