credit: biography.com

credit: biography.com

Lily Tomlin said “No matter I cynical I get, it’s impossible to keep up.” I’ve found this to be particularly true in the lamestream media’s coverage of President Obama, and to be fair, most other leftist politicians. Still, their drooling adulation of the President has often left me feeling the urge to shower, and their refusal to cover and question the kinds of lawlessness, criminality, arrogance and disdain for the American people–and even the news media!–he routinely displays often leaves me shaking my head.

In fact, more than once, I’ve muttered in amazement words to this effect: “If Obama murdered a troop of Girl Scouts during a State of the Union address, the media wouldn’t be able to find anything newsworthy about it!”

To see what that would be like, go to The Onion, and read their story titled: Media Having Trouble Finding Right Angle On Obama’s Doucle-Homicide.  It’s so close to being entirely believable it’s frightening, and it’s certainly hilarious.

If you’re not familiar with The Onion, it produced what I consider one of the best parody headlines of all time (I may be paraphrasing a bit): President Clinton To Feel Nation’s Pain, Breasts.