Alternate Headline: Dildos Hunted to Extinction: Women, Silicon Manufacturers Hardest Hit
I’ll let you imagine your own graphics for this one…
There are some stories you just can’t make up. Take a moment to read what CNN International host, Jonathan Mann had to say in response to the usual greenie tripe, via mediate.com:
“… Jonathan Mann undermined the point he was trying to make about climate change a bit when he offered up this particular example of previous ‘man-made extinctions:
We hunted the dildo into extinction.
Speaking to a guest about a study that says many animal species won’t have time to adapt to a rapidly warming planet, Mann said,
Now extinctions, I don’t have to tell you, have been a part of the history of the world for millennia. And man-made extinctions have even happened before.
I guess we hunted the dildo into extinction,’ he let slip, before slowly realizing his mistake.
As yes, I remember those halcyon days: Herds of the majestic dildo, roaming the broad fruited plains; dildos of every shape and size as far as the eye could see. Leaping, bounding, thrusting upward, ever upward… So colorful were they, and flexible too. Those were the days…