Alternate Headline:  Dildos Hunted to Extinction: Women, Silicon Manufacturers Hardest Hit 

I’ll let you imagine your own graphics for this one…      

There are some stories you just can’t make up.  Take a moment to read what CNN International host, Jonathan Mann had to say in response to the usual greenie tripe, via

“… Jonathan Mann undermined the point he was trying to make about climate change a bit when he offered up this particular example of previous ‘man-made extinctions:

We hunted the dildo into extinction.

Speaking to a guest about a study that says many animal species won’t have time to adapt to a rapidly warming planet, Mann said,

Now extinctions, I don’t have to tell you, have been a part of the history of the world for millennia. And man-made extinctions have even happened before.

I guess we hunted the dildo into extinction,’ he let slip, before slowly realizing his mistake.

As yes, I remember those halcyon days: Herds of the majestic dildo, roaming the broad fruited plains; dildos of every shape and size as far as the eye could see.  Leaping, bounding, thrusting upward, ever upward… So colorful were they, and flexible too.  Those were the days…