POINT: He’s What? Vice President? Of The United States? You’re Kidding! As most of you probably know, Mr. Biden is trying to sell the latest mini-stimulus masquerading as a “jobs” bill by actually saying that if Republicans don’t pass it, rape and murder rates will rise. No, this isn’t a parody, he’s actually saying that, over and over. The logic, such as it is, seems to be that because Mr. Biden is claiming some few paltry billions of the half trillion will go to police salaries—well, you can figure out the rest. Of course, this is only a one time, temporary measure, so won’t Mr. Biden be responsible for all those rapes and murders in another year? Sheesh. Go here for a bonus video demonstrating the superior temperament—for which they are justly famous–of the highest levels of the Obama Administration.
POINT: Is There Anything ObamaCare Can’t Do? In this case, it’s going to price lower waged, unskilled workers right out of the job market. You know, the lower wage people Mr. Obama and the Dems love so much, “the people?” You’ve heard of them? As with so many associated with The One, if ObamaCare is ever fully implemented, the wheels of the black, Darth Vader, million dollar Canadian made bus (there are two for the price of two!) will once again go “thumpity thump.”
POINT: Well, Of Course! Who said: “I guarantee it’s going to be a close election [in 2012] because the economy is not where it wants to be and, even though I believe all the choices we’ve made have been the right ones, we’re still going through difficult circumstances.” That’s right. His reign has been absolutely flawless, without a single error. He’s made all the right choices. Lord only knows how bad things would be if Mr. Obama wasn’t the epitome of perfection. “Armageddon” comes to mind…
POINT: Talk About Playing Right Into Male Fantasies: This one is just about too good to be true. A study has apparently found that in a sampling of heterosexual women, “…60% were sexually attracted to other women, 45 percent had kissed a woman, and 50 percent had fantasies about the same sex.” Thought provoking, to say the least. To say the most, it’s other—things—provoking too. Discuss.
POINT: Louis Renault Award: Lies, Damned Lies and Statistics Department. The folks at Fox News are reporting that the Congressional Budget Office, the CBO, has published budget information that reveals that the war in Iraq—all eight years of it—actually cost less than Mr. Obama’s epically failed Porkulus. In fact, compared with such costs as education and Medicaire, the war was actually quite a bargain. I’m shocked, shocked(!) to learn that Mr. Obama could possibly waste that much money in a single bill!