Save the children! Tiny terrorists are running berserk in the nation’s schools threatening untold horrors!
Well, actually, they’re exploding imaginary hand grenades and “threatening” to blow Hello Kitty soap bubbles on each other. The berserk ones are school teachers and administrators, I’m embarrassed to say.
Regular readers have followed my in-depth reports about this sort of silliness. The good folks at PJ Media have been kind enough to publish my most recent compilation of these bizarre events.
The article may be worth your time.